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This Just In! - No Compromise Media Exclusive
The White House War Room
Washington, DC- After unending months of dith careful study of the man-made military contingency situation in Afghanistan, as U.S. troops continue to be pinned down, and blown to bits while tactically positioned as sitting ducks, Obama administration officials are reportedly now poised to announce that help is on the way.
White House spokeswoman, and amateur Maoist, Anita Dunn has publicly announced that her Commander-in-Chief’s new decision on a new military strategy for the “Necessary War” against Jihadi Islamo-fascism will be announced very shortly – in the year 2013 – right after this fantastic President, Barack Hussein Obama, is re-elected! Coincidentally, this is the same time frame that his much famed Obamacare (socialized medicine) will hopefully go into effect, along with a plethora of additional important policy changes resulting from the President’s incredible first term serving the American People.
In other news, the Commander-in-Chief’s frenetic schedule has allowed for more rounds of elite Executive Golf outings in nine months, than his predecessor G.W. Bush accomplished in nearly three years strolling the links. Even more stunning is the complete blackout of this curious story in the state-run nearly-obsolete News Media. No Compromise Media will continue to dig into this story and bring you the latest as we learn more about the nation’s increasingly miraculous leader occupying our White House..
