No, no, My Daddy ain’t a Monkey. No, no, he ain’t a monkey oh no!
by boudicabpi – A No Compromise Media Contributor
A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin and asked;
‘How did the human race start?’
Sarah Palin answered, ‘God made Adam and Eve;
They had children; and so was all mankind made.’
Two days later the girl wrote to Michelle Obama
and asked the same question.
Michelle Obama answered,
‘Many years ago there were monkeys from
which the human race evolved.’
The confused girl went to her father and said,
‘Dad, how is it possible that Sarah Palin told me
the Human race was created by God,
And Michelle Obama said they evolved from monkeys.’
The father answered, ‘Well, Dear, it is very simple,
Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors
and Michelle Obama told you about hers.’
Sarah Palin-Former VP candidate
A Chimpanzee
Michelle Obama--First Lady--Ah, she actually believes her daddy is a monkey?
Isn’t it interesting what happens when blacks and whites mock or insult each other?
When blacks insult or mock whites, a majority of whites have been conditioned by schools and society to keep their mouths shut and endure the abuse. They feel that since society places the guilt of slavery and Jim Crow on whites, they have some duty to be servile. Non-whites view this as weakness and with contempt.
A (growing) minority of Whites will have none of this. Not only do they not allow themselves to be slandered and mocked, they counter with insults and ridicule of their own! And their insults are not limited to historical events – they are based on demonstrable behavior and, in this case, some pretty compelling photographs!
But here’s the really interesting part: while the non-Whites don’t appreciate the ridicule or insults at all, the aforementioned majority of servile whites feel COMPELLED to defend their black masters! Oftentimes they attempt to use the same guilt-manipulation that worked on them but when that doesn’t work, they use a strategy that are viewed as a “last gasp” from someone who has no argument at all: argumentum ad hominem or “argument to the man” AKA “personal insults”.
Scroll through the comments again and see who is who. You can bet that the ones putting down the monkey references to Michelle Obama with self-righteous indignation won’t say a DAMN thing when blacks insult whites!
Perhaps they got their lily-arses kicked when they were kids and had to shamefully hand over their lunch money? Makes you wonder…
You know, it’s not really the overt stupidity masquerading as a pseudo-scientific theory. It’s not the simplifications of complex political questions into a freaking high-school popularity contest.
It’s the hate. The stomach-churning, flying-your-fear-like-a-battle-standard hate.
Seriously. Black people are a large part of the US. Hispanics too. Even some (gasp) Chinese and other Asian peoples. It ain’t changing. You don’t get to make them slaves anymore. You can’t even afford to relegate them to an economic underclass.
In case you hadn’t noticed, George Bush drove the country into an economic pit (see front cover, this weeks Economist – not really a leftist news source). It’s going to take every single person in the country working at as high a level as they can to fix it.
“Our way of life is threatened!”???? Don’t make me laugh.
Your way of life is doomed. You are just too stupid (or bull-headed, I’m flexible on this point) to notice. Suck it up princess.
Liberals cannot handle criticism. They ragged on Bush for eight years (calling him an idiot, depicting him as an idiot), yet when the same is done to Obama, liberals cry foul. The fact is Obama is the biggest fool to ever hold office in modern history. He’s a stupid man, really. A snake, if you will. A slimy, conniving snake. Carter is a close second. I don’t give a flip about skin color, what I look at is values, morals, ethics, principles, integrity, character… all things missing in liberals and especially they incredibly corrupt Obamas. Why else would the democratic party promote childrens deaths and sexual perversion, calling them “choices.” Liberals are the rejects of society. When you hate God, demand that unborn children be murdered out of convenience, and encourage social dysfunction with homosexuality… you’re always welcomed in the baseless democrat party (now remodeled into the socialist party of amerika!!!)
And Tim… you speak of hate, yet your text is full of it. And the truth is, you’re doomed. You just don’t know it.
Just remember – God is watching these comments and those who post articles such as these.
Those who live with a bigoted heart and those who fail to understand compassion or reason will have failed at the blessing that he has granted us through these lives.
You will be judged accordingly. Ignorance, hatred, and racism will ensure your rightful place secluded away from those that understand compassion, reason, and love. You will never be one with God – instead you will join all of the terrorists, racists, bigots, and other evils that walk amongst us.
Remember that you are angering your God when you choose to post articles that incite hatred, anger, and racism.
Good luck to you boudicabpi and other members of nocompromise
I cannot believe what I’m reading here! Amazing, and I thought that the UK still had rampant racism…………..
There’s much to love about the USA and despite everything it remains a fine nation. I’ve met many Americans and have found them all, almost without exception, very pleasant, friendly people.
However, the Christian right wing in the US are very scary and in some cases, downright evil.
the fact remains no matter where you stand on the subject of evolution, she does look like a monkey!
why does this issue boil down to racism, or evolution? look at the picture objectively and tell me honestly that she doesn’t look like a monkey….if you make a stupid face, and someone snaps a picture, why does it have to automatically be seen as racist? oh, I understand now…because that’s what they want you to assume. thousands of pictures taken annually by paparazzi, and not all flattering either. but because it was the obama’s it automatically has to be racist!
racism disguised as humour / anti liberal views.
just come out and say it , you hate black people. be open , don’t be scared be honest. lets know where you stand. its not the picture alone that is the issue, there are pictures showing bush pouting lke a monkey, but 1 he was a president , Michelle does not deserve the ridcule because she isn’t in power, no body ever made fun of bush’s wife.
Why all the hubbub about monkey pictures of Obama or his wife? Do a quick Google search and you will find many Bush monkey pictures. Are you liberals racist yourself? Do you hate white people that much? The vast majority of America doesn’t care about race. It’s the Jesse Jackson’s and Al Sharpton’s of the world who keep playing the race card and makes everything about race. It’s so bad that if a white man sneezes in front of a black man, he’s racist. COME ON! Give this politically correct BS a rest for once!
Seems like it’s not only your US dollar that is loosing value.
Where do you people come from. I lived in the states for four years but never met people like you.
I agree the there is far too much BS (we often call it PC or Political Correctness in the UK) and yes, sometimes the race card is played. I also agree that the white man (I am white) is often as much discriminated against as black people in terms of what he is allowed to say because of political correctness gone mad.
However, some of the remarks made here look as if they’ve been made by white supremacists! Surely we’ve moved on from all this haven’t we.
As for the remarks made by King David, wow! I’m really glad that the extreme right wing in the UK is limited to a few crazy people in the BNP, formerly the National Front.
If King David had his way we’d all be living in something like those found in the most extreme Muslim state with no tolerance of anyone slightly different.
What’s more, some of the views of others here seem to indicate that they’d like the USA (and therefore the UK as America’s very junior partner – lapdogs) to be at war for ever to replace every non Christian despot with ‘our’ own despots. Just think, it would be like a Bush/Blair version of the crusades! What an awful thought.
Just one other thing. Why are so many people in the USA afraid of the introduction of some form of public healthcare. OK, our National Health Service may not be fantastic but at least you don’t have to be too worried about losing your home to finance your medical treatment and hospital accommodation.
How can it be right that so many good American people have to put up with the ailments and illnesses and possibly die before their time because they are unable to afford proper healthcare?
Surely some level of public healthcare system is desirable. It doesn’t turn America into a socialist state!
I would like to say all Americans were dec ended from monkeys but monkeys have a basic level of inteligence
Why can’t people get some simple facts about evolution into their dumb heads?
For example, nobody ever proposed that Ho-bama, or anyone else for that matter, ever evolved from monkeys. She evolved from a common ancestor of monkeys and humans. Her dady was not a chimpanzee or a gorilla. It was something that lived millions of years ago and through a slow process of differentiation caused by changing geographical and ecological conditions eventually split into different subspecies, then species, then they slowly changed over millenia as they adapted to whatever conditions they had to live with. If that makes people more comfortable, let them think that at some point God stepped in and gave some of those creatures a touch of the divine. Perhaps God directed the whole business. That’s fine, it makes to difference to science. At that point it becomes a matter of faith, but there is nothing about evolution that precludes religion, and vice versa of course, unless one is a &*%$!ed up mental case religious nutbar from the Bible belt, of course.
They are totally excused.
>>Surely some level of public healthcare system is desirable. It doesn’t turn America >>into a socialist state!
Dave King, the United States DOES have some level of public health care. Nobody is going to be denied treatment at a hospital if they go to an emergency room. This is also part of the bigger problem here in the U.S. No matter who goes into the emergency room, they will be treated, legal citizens and illegal citizens alike! Where does all of this money come from? Those who pay taxes! I agree that something needs to be in place to help out those who cannot afford insurance, but something needs to be done so the freeloaders don’t take advantage.
As for the ObamaCare bill that is being forced down our throats, why not try to look at it from a different viewpoint? Here in America, most of us believe in free trade / capitalism. Why won’t the government open up the borders and allow companies to go outside of their States and shop for insurance companies? The government likes to penalize companies like Microsoft because they think they’re “not playing fair.” So, why is it that in every city that I have ever lived in, there is only one electric company and only one gas company? Should there be competition? Competition would lower prices and more people would be able to afford health insurance on their own, with better health benefits.
I just love all of you racist, bible-belt Christians with your bigotry and ignorance of proven science. I’d say that you can all go to Hell, but that would be a lie because you’re just going to die then decompose like the rest of us. When it comes down to it, both Palin and Obama suck, but at least Michelle Obama didn’t insult us by trying to run for political office, she just happens to be married to a man who likes to blindly throw money in every direction. But blindness is fitting for a population like some of you on here because your vision is so obstructed by Genesis and racial prejudice that you wouldn’t even know Jesus if you saw him (you’d probably mistake him for a terrorist because of his middle eastern appearance).
The girl’s father should have answered “well that’s because Michelle Obama is an intelligent, educated woman who thinks for herself, and Sarah Palin is an ignorant, uneducated fool who has allowed herself to be brainwashed by a mythological work of fiction.”
Bugsy: ”
Yeah! Dat be racist to de max man! But boy, I sure does love me some of dat wartymelon ‘n’ crispy chicken, as long as me gots some of de cool as purply grape juice to soak ‘em down!
Gawdamn is I hungry! Give me a job whitey!”
Ferget them black mokehs, imma gonna cook me up some possum and go haven sex with my sister like adam and eve!
To all those opposing comparing Michelle Obama to a chimp, where were you in opposing the multitude of jokes and pictures comparing Bush to chimps. However the resemblance is striking. Get over it.
Wow, it’s funny how many uneducated replies this has drawn.
Since Creation was removed from public school, all I was taught was Darwinian evolution, which microbiology has since disproven, but is in direct alignment with the notion that man has somehow magically evolved from chimpanzees.
This off color joke is nothing more than what your school is teaching your kids.
Of course for Darwins macroevolution theory to happen we would all need to ADD information to our genome code, which science itself proves has NEVER happened, has NEVER been observed and cannot be duplicated. But since no science teacher wants to lose his job or funding they will gladly teach your children false doctrine, as long as they get paid.
There are several different types of evolution, only microevolution has ever been observed and both creationist and evolutionist agree on that. What happened in school is they show you how microevolution works, and then they slip in macroevolution, which is what needs to happen if monkey to man evolution (macro) is true but unfortunately has no scientific evidence. DNA evidence proves MACROevolution has never happened, in EVERY case, decendants LOSE information. Only MICROevolution happens. Exactly what Darwin had feared has come true. He said, for this theory to be plausible there should be millions of transitional fossils found, but after 151 years not ONE has been found. This lack of transitional evidence has been verified by the curator of the largest museum in the world, britains museum of natural history.
So when you say ‘science has proven evolution to be true, not only is it wrong, but it makes it look like some of you C+ biology students swallowed pretty hard.
Did you know in the mid 1920′s when Austrailian aboriginees were discovered evolutionists announced they were the missing link and they captured about 6,000 of these aboriginees and took them to zoos and science labs to study and disect them?
Ever read Darwin’s book called the Origin of Species? Ever read the FULL name of that book that scientists like to hide? The real name of Darwin’s book is ” On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection, or the Preservation of Favoured Races in the Struggle for Life”
Favoured Races. It talks about how the white man is the most evolved of the 5 human races. The other races, like the negroid, the mongoloid and the aboriginee aren’t as evolved as whitey. Darwin’s book says that a black woman like Michele is less evolved than a white person. And here you are unknowingly DEFNDING that racist theory.
Speaking of racist… read Darwin’s OTHER book that is swept under the rug, it’s called the Decsent of Man. Read that book and tell me Darwin wasn’t a racist.
Look how the racist fools defend Darwin’s ideology that man evolved from monkeys into lesser men,,, then into white men.
One of the above posters mentioned incest with Adam & Eve. I wonder if they realize incest would be required on BOTH theories. Of course, with the organic evolution theory, the thing would have to have sex with ITSELF first, then have incest with it’s offspring, then marry it and have incest again from there. LOL
BRILLIANT!
God some of you people are DENSE! It’s a frikking JOKE! Nobody is claiming Michelle Obama actually said that! Sheesh!
And as far as the Adam & Eve thing goes, my question is this:
Adam and Eve gave birth to Cain and Abel, right? Cain slew Abel then Cain had children. Who was the mother of Cain’s children? His mother? There weren’t any other women on the planet supposedly at the time. I’m just sayin’
Just one of thousands of things from the bible that just don’t add up.