Free Ice Cream for All – Costs Udderly Forgotten

Feb 1st, 2009
Promises of Free Ice Cream

Promises of Free Ice Cream

-From a teacher near Nashville

Who worries about the cow when it is all about the ice cream?The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year.

The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote.

To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot.
The class had done a great job in their selections.

Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia’s mother.

The day arrived when they were to make their speeches Jamie went first He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best.

Everyone applauded. He sat down and Olivia came to the podium. Her speech was concise.

She said, “If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream” She sat down.

Welcome to the Land of Free Ice Cream!

Welcome to the Land of Free Ice Cream!

The class went wild. “Yes! Yes! We want ice cream.”

She surely could say more. She did not have to.

A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn’t sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it? She didn’t know.
The class really didn’t care. All they were thinking about was ice cream.

Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.

Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52% of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream.

Sorry, Kids, Ice Cream is Never 'Free'.

Sorry, Kids, Ice Cream is Never 'Free'.

The other 48% of us know we’re going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess.

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  1. boudicabpi
    Feb 3rd, 2009 at 12:45
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    I got this in an e-mail quiye a while ago but had forgotten all about it. Sometimes it’s nice to recycle these little stories.
    Bob A.

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  2. Roger W Hancock, PoetPatriot.com
    Feb 28th, 2009 at 06:01
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    Did not Hitler offer “ice-cream” during his rise to power?

    Does not the predator offer candy to the children?

    Ask not what you can do for your country, but rather ask what you can get from your country.

    “Men shall cry, ‘Peace, peace,’ then come, sudden destruction.”
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    Who is this teacher in Nashville?
    I’d like to give credit where due.

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